|Spanish. 20 years. Life is nothing without a little bit of craziness.|
|kids:||hey dad where are we going for our next vacation|
|me:||well lets see kids|
|me:||*throws dart at map of the world*|
|me:||another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean|
babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job
GUYS I JUST...
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about...
When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend